I was flabbergasted when I saw this dude on MUNI holding his expensive IPAD like it was a Sunday paper. My first thought was that, ‘this has got to be the stupidest dude on earth’; these days in San Francisco they punch people in the mouth for Smart Phones and in general street robberies are common. After thinking about it more though, there is a good chance this guy is an undercover cop. There is no way he could be so inept and make himself such a target unless he was doing it on purpose. I remember seeing this documentary on The Discovery Channel about undercover cops that dressed themselves as tourists or drunks to see what dumb thief would bite. That has to be it right; like can anyone be this dumb?